Does running away from your responsibilities count as exercise? #C-331

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Do what you f**king love! # C-616

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I'm at a point in my life where I need a stronger word than f**k. C-758

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Tonight's forecast...99% chance of cocktails! #C-400

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A wise woman once said "Fuck this shit" and lived happily ever after. # C-476

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I like to take baths because it's harder to drink wine in the shower #C-457

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Dorothy and Cinderella. Two words that prove a pair of shoes can change your life # C-603

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I whisper 'what the fuck' to myself at least 20 times a day. # C-612

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Fuck! #C-468

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I'm a believer in peace and love (but I say fuck a lot) #C -554

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I wish my life had background music so I could tell what the hell is going on! #C-332

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Reality called...so I hung up. # C-308

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I'm a woman. What's your superpower? # C-613

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Brunch was invented so we could drink champagne at breakfast!. # C-604

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Palm trees, umbrella drinks and a swimming pool...are you in? # C-313

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Remember, life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk! #C-325

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I really want to go camping this summer. Pref in a hotel. With a pool. Room service. And a spa! #C-284

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I get more cleaning done in the 15 minutes before people come over, than I do in a whole week! # C-203

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In California...we salt margaritas, not sidewalks! #C-602

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If you can fold a fitted sheet you are obviously a witch #C-294

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We're best friends, because let's face it, you know too much! #C-406

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I have an irrational fear of wasting a great outfit on an insignificant day #C-301

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Girlfriend, you were using the flashlight on your ph to find your ph #C-458

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I'm drinking my green juice and listening to a podcast on the beach after doing yoga and going to the farmer's market. What are you doing?. # C-539

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I don't stalk. I investigate. #C-464

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Mercury is in fucking retrograde again! #C-454

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We're not gossiping. We're networking! # C-563

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I really like protesting. I'm standing up for what I believe in AND getting my 10,000 steps in. It's a win-win! # C-614

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I'm still hot! It just comes in flashes now!. # C-583

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Wow...that was rather inappropriate! No wonder we're such good friends. #C-506

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I overpacked? Don't worry. That's why suitcases have wheels. #C-300

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I love hanging out with people who make me forget to look at my phone. #C-305

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I am a domestic goddess, sans the domestic part #C-293

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Dear Stress, let's break up #C-221

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Not all men annoy us. Some men are gay. #C-315

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A clean house is a sign that your internet is down! #C-310

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GET (sh)IT DONE. #C- 546

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Darling, life is so damn short so for fuck's sake do what makes you happy! #C-309

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Fucking Brilliant! # C- 500

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Oops...I bought champagne instead of milk again! #C-297

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'Tell them I'm in a meeting! I'll call them back' # C-548

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Men: proudly refusing to look at directions since 1952 #C-597

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It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. There is clearly room for more wine!. # C-362

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The awkward moment when you realize they weren't waving at you! # C-306

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do. # C-352

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A wise woman once said "Fuck this shit" and lived happily ever after. # C-476

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